Unfortunately, it seems that this particular piece is broken or absolutely garbage on each and every car on this planet so finding a decent one is quite a trick. Everyone seems to be looking for one, so it really is a first come, first bought part. My number finally came up and I scored this bit:
Not in the best shape by any stretch of the imagination, but it beats what was there:
Next time the dash is off, this puppy is going in! And if anyone reading this happens to have a light in better shape they want to get rid of, please drop me a line...